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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Sign in a veterinarian's office: All children left unattended will be given a free kitten.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Oh Charles - a woman needs certain things. She needs to
be loved, wanted, cherished,sought after, wooed, flattered, cosseted,
pampered. She needs sympathy, affection, devotion, understanding,
tenderness, infatuation, adulation, idolatry-- that isn't much to ask,
is it Charles?
- Barry Took and Marty Feldman Round the Horne, BBC Radio.